Just a guy from England

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itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

the fuck kind of romeo and juliet is this 

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alri9ht:

Is IKEA even real

alri9ht:

Is IKEA even real

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iammagicitself:

# still the best moment in a tv show ever

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posthawk:

Hot Fuzz (2007)

posthawk:

Hot Fuzz (2007)